Arr!

In hon'r thar 'Talk Like a Pirate Day', I off'r ye kiddies' best of all pirate jokes:

What is a pirate's favorite letter?
Arrr! (R)

What is a pirate's favorite restaurant?
Arrrby's

What is a pirate's favorite kind of sock?
Arrrgyle

What is a pirate's favorite animal?
Arrrmadillo

You gettin thar idea? Find thar pirate in you at the Portland Pirate Festival this weekend.